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Contents of my mail box on Thursday, 24 April, 2008.

US Smokeless Tobacco Co.: "Great News for Smokers. Savings Enclosed."

Jet Blue Airways: "A quick way from point A to an Award Flight is right inside this envelope. See inside for details."

The Metropolitan Opera: "Reminder -- Subscribe Today!"

The New York Review of Books: "This is you last issue! Renew now and save!"