cliches that need debunking #8

Whoever said whenever a door closes, another opens, has clearly never been locked in their childhood bedroom. That, and they've never been buried alive. What door opens then, Mr Know-It-All? Huh? Maybe THE DOOR OF LIES!!!!!

Keep reading next week for cliches that need debunking #9 - "it all comes out in the wash." Patently, it doesn't.