Friday, July 30, 2010

Extract from resume number 29:

Objective: To join an organization whose commitment to excellence and pursuit of success mirrors my own drive and determination. Interested in working collegially, yet pursue success aggressively, within a team concept. I look forward to bring my proven success as a closer, to intuitively understand the needs of my prospects, customers and team, to an organization, for the betterment of all, achieving that most elusive of victories, the win-win-win scenario.

To which one can only add, with liberty and justice for all!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Extract from writing sample on poverty, a college essay, submitted along with resume number 401:

Inequality drives society. Conflict is the essence of life. Without conflict, there is no marriage, no media, no upper or lower class societies.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Extract from resume number 61:

Objective: To obtain a position in which I can manifest my professional and interpersonal skills.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Extract from resume number 1217, under work experience:

Starbucks Coffee

* Tasted and smelled distinguished, with a degree of accuracy, differences and similarities in intensity of flavors coffee

Friday, July 16, 2010

Internal interview evaluation, number 480:

"Couldn't really explain why he hadn't been working for the last year and a half."

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Internal interview evaluation, number 64:

"Cried in interview."

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Excerpt from resume number 311, under 'Interests':

Art, music, colored contact lenses

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Excerpt from resume number 17:

Objective: Obtain a position where I can utilize my experience, along with my ability to think critically dealing with various situations as a team leader and team member to help your company achieve their overall business goals.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Excerpt from resume number 79:


To obtain a job in to use and grow my skills


Organization is one of my highest qualifications. Prioritizing projects and completing them by or prior to the date through organization allows me to get the task at hand done without problems. I'm very user friendly with computers. I am very knowledgeable with most Microsoft Programs and I am quick learner on computers. I type fast and accurately, and can multi-task on the computer very easily without a problem.

Management is one of my qualifications. Two of my past jobs allowed me to manage a team in which each time we successfully, as a team, completed each day without problems and succeeded some of our personal goals.

Friday, July 09, 2010

Excerpt from resume number 169, under 'interests':

avid sports fan of major sporting disciplines

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Internal interview evaluation, number 711:

"could not clearly articulate current role; swore during interview"

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

excerpt from cover letter number 1241:

'Leadership is not just about opening doors, but holding it open for others to walk through.' That quote was told to me when I was in High School, and it has always been branded on me and with everything I do in life. I have made many attempts to work in an environment that allows me to help others, and I have failed many times. I will not give up until I find my ideal opportunity....

The core values and 'work hard' mentality keeps me motivated to succeed in all aspects of life, whether it be the community or in a professional setting. I have experience working in teams and following a leader, and also being that leader and having teams follow me to ensure the most efficient way to meet a goal. My qualifications include working in inclement weather, time management, and interpersonal skills as well as leadership through my determination to succeed personally and see the overall company succeed. Some say my ability to relate to people is through my customer service skills is a heavy strength of mine. I come with a background where strong verbal, written and in-person communication was necessary for success and achieving goals.

And here is the internal interview evaluation:

"poor communication skills - did not use proper english"

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

excerpt from resume 841, under 'skills':

* Powerful aura that generates revenue

* Had many college graduates with impressive degrees working for me and provided them with hands on business training, which included monitoring production, asking the good questions so as to plant the right seeds that was conducive to the system, strategizing each and every week to not only make everyone's position enticing, but a progression piece just as well so the company's quarterly sales statistics would flourish.

Monday, July 05, 2010

excerpt from resume number 1729, under 'skills':

To enhance the identity and increase the revenue of the business I work for based on intellect, strategy, and the keen ability to stay ahead of the curve by seeing the entire picture, as well as all of the moving parts in the moment.